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Coming! Hello!

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Hi. Deb.

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My name is Joy Hartman.
I'm a detective with the NYPD.

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Oh.

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I wanted to speak with you about
your ex-husband, Keith Powell.

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He's not dead, is he?
I'm so sorry.

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Oh, my God.

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So, what was your
relationship with him like?

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Sometimes good,
sometimes not good.

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It was a relationship. Right.

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And, um, have you been
to Montreal in the
past couple of weeks?

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All right, you know what?

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I'm not one of these
ladies with wet hair

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who kills the father
of her child, all right?

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So you can just put
that shit to rest.

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If you're looking for
a bad guy,

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why don't you look into
who Fat Franky is.

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Hey, Crystal. Did you ever ask
your family about Fat Franky?

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Family?
Yeah.

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What about my family?

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Did you ever ask them
about Fat Franky?

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My family would have
to be in the mob

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to know about a guy
named Fat Franky.

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My family's not in the mob.

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My father has a very reputable
construction company.

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All right, look.

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His girlfriend told us
there's this guy named

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Fat Franky who's been
causing trouble.

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So he had a girlfriend?
Check with her.

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♪ Obedear, the sky is low ♪

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♪ Watch fluent seamen
rig their rudders ♪

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El? I have to leave now,
I have my rehearsal!

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Sweetheart?

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Is everything okay?

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Can I go in, you think?
He's okay.

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Uh, I do think you should
keep your energy,

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you know, like,
light and airy.

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Yes. Yeah.

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Come in!

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Hey, Baba ganoush!
Hey, Pita Bread!

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Okay, it's insane
that you're here.

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I'm literally writing
about you right now.

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All good things, I hope.

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I actually just finished
an entire sentence

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about how you and I
can sit in silence together

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and envision what the
other person's thinking.

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Like, let's do it.
Let's sit in silence.

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Track lighting. Yeah.

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Ahh!

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So, El, I was, um, thinking
maybe you should just see

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a... doctor for the rash.

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Oh, no. As long as I'm not
exposed to the sun ever again,

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I'll be totally fine.

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El, you're scaring me.
I got you, girl!

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Hey.

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Dory.
What are you doing here?

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I just came
to bring him these.

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It's really not
a good time right now.

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He's losing it, and I'm late
for my first rehearsal.

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Right, yeah, I mean, I'll just
drop them off with--
No!

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I don't want him
getting crazier.

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Right. [ Chuckles ] I mean, I
seriously can't just--

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Dory.

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I told you
it's not a good time,

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please don't throw
a fit about it, okay?

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Portia.

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♪ Do you want to follow me
indoors? ♪

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♪ Get the elevator to my floor ♪

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♪ There's
a lonely blackbird... ♪

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Ugh!

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Oh, my God. Are you okay, ma'am?
I'm so sorry.

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Oh, my God, I feel so bad.

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Oh, my God, Molly?
Oh no, I'm so sorry!

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This makes it
so much worse.

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I'm sorry, I was late to work,
and I knocked you down.

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It's fine, don't worry.
Are you sure you're all right?

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Yeah. Drew, right?
Yeah. Yeah, Drew.

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Yes.
We met at the drink thing.

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Oh, that was so fun.
Yes. Yes, um.

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Well, it was nice to see you.
Yeah, it was so good to see you.

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I feel so stupid--

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No. No!
I-- I got to run. Bye!

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Sorry!
No-- no problem!

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So, we actually
do taco Wednesdays,

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which is kind of fun.

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That's Tim, our accountant.
He's kick-ass at bowling!

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So, this is it.

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This is headquarters,
AKA your new home!

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Take it in.

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That's Clayton,
the Communications Director.

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You won't be
working with him,

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but that's okay
because he's a meanie.

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I said, he's a meanie!

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Now let me show you
to Mary's office,

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she wants to greet you,
but usually, like,

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don't knock
on her door or anything,

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'cause she's, like,
really, really busy,

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and she does not
have time for you.

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Uh, Mary! Dory Seif and
Julian Marcus are here for you.

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Oh! Oh!
Oh! Ah!

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Was that my fault
or you fault?

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I feel like that
was not my fault.

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What an entrance! Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm so sorry.

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Well, Dory actually
brought you some flowers.

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Oh, no, those weren't--
um, I threw them in the trash.

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You threw flowers
in the trash?

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How strange.

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See, I think if I can
just make the strips flow,

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then it's gonna
be easy for me to see

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where the story problems are.
I got it.

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Okay, babe, uh, I'm gonna
tell you something,

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and I don't want
you to freak out.

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Okay.
We are officially
out of aluminum foil.

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But we need to
cover the windows.

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Trust me,
I think it'll be okay

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if a little sunlight
gets on some of these strips.

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Okay. Do you see
where we are right now?

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We are 20, maybe
30 minutes away

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from the sunlight
hitting one of the strips!

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Do you not give a shit?!

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I do, I really do,
and-- and I--
Good!

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I'm trying, but I've never
had to do this before!

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But I want to
do it right!

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I want you to look back
after you're better

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and think I did it right!

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Well, you're not
doing it right,

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and you've never done it right,
and I'm sorry,

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but I don't ask
for a lot either.

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You ask for so much.

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you have expectations that
literally no one can fulfill.

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Well, if I have expectations
that nobody can fulfill,

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maybe I shouldn't be
with anybody, should I?

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You don't mean that.
You embarrass me, Marc.

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And it's sad that I feel
that I deserve to be

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with someone
who's less deep than me,

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who's less smart than me,
and not dynamic in...

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the... least-ah!

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I am so sick
of chasing after you!

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Ow! My balls!

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You will never find someone
who puts up with your shit!

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You will die alone!

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From the world of darkness,

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I hereby loose
demons and devils.

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The power of scorpions
will torment you.

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Death to pigs!

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Sup-- Pfah!

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I'm sorry. Sorry. Shit!
What happened?

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I'm still struggling
with the language, okay?

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Why?
I just-- I don't identify

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with that kind of
susceptibility, I don't know.

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I mean, I can work on finding
the motivation another way,

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I just don't-- I don't think
that this is like me.

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North Star.

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Why are you, um,
doing that?

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Sorry, me?
Mm-hmm.

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Am I-- Am I North Star?
Yeah.

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I'm so sorry.

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I don't really know
you that well,

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and you're so talented, um...

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But I just want to say,

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you absolutely have
the susceptibility to do this,

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like all of us do.

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I really think good,
smart people have the potential

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to make
really big mistakes.

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Okay, I wouldn't call
the Manson Murders a mistake.

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This was full-blown carnage
as a result of mental illness.

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Yeah, but susceptibility
isn't mental illness--

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I'm sorry,
what are you defending?

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I'm sorry, I know
everyone's arguing,

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but we're due
for a five.

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Okay.
Take five, go tinkle.

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North Star.
I'm so sorry.

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Do you like spaghetti?

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I'm making you dinner tonight.

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Alan.
Hey, buddy. What's going on?

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What, are you slogging down
some English breakfast?

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Earl Grey, actually.

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Toss a little milk
in there, get down,

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have yourself
a little party?

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So, how's it going?
Good. Good. Good, good, good.

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I want to tell you,

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I bumped into your wife
at a bodega in midtown.

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She's really sweet.

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Yeah, she's the best.
Yeah, she is.

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Yeah, she's, um, she's
a really wonderful woman.

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You know, I hesitate
to tell you this,

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but when I, um,
ran into her at the bodega,

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she seemed
a little nervous.

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And at first, I didn't
really think anything of it,

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I was like, whatever.

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But then I saw her cross the
street and meet up with someone,

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and it was a man.

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Oh...

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Yeah, she has
friends in town,

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so that was probably
what that was.

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No, I don't think so.

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I didn't have my glasses on,
so maybe-- it's not for sure--

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but I think, um...

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I think it was Max.

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What? What? That's typical!

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Well, if it were true...
What should I do?

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I'm a paranoid person,
so I think that,

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um, I'd go through
all her shit.

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♪ Showcase, rotate, keep it
keen, lean smile on my face ♪

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♪ Tac and repel at the waist ♪

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♪ And I bend the right ways when
I hear me a beat and a bass ♪

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♪ Just need me a beat
and a bass ♪

208
00:10:03,181 --> 00:10:05,050
♪ Easily sweeten the taste ♪

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♪ Increasin'
all the symptoms... ♪

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<i>Hello?</i>
Nia!

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<i>Yeah? Who's this?</i>
Incredible News is here!

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00:10:10,388 --> 00:10:13,324
You're here to welcome
Incredible News into your home!

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Nia!
Oh! Elliott!

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Uh, you know, it's, uh,
it's really not a good time.

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I'm, uh, feeding the baby.

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Okay, well you're gonna
want to feed the baby this!

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Okay, so listen.

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This is my card in case
you need <i>anything,</i> all right?

219
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Call me anytime.
I know how hard this is.

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Thanks for coming over.

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Here.

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Take some hand cream.
Crystal made it.

223
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It's Jergens and pear paste.
I call it "Baby hair."

224
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I try to do it all
natural ingredients...

225
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Yeah.
...but sometimes
I can't get them,

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so I just use
whatever I can find.

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I hear you.

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You know?
Keith screwed up a lot,

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but he always knew
how to redeem himself.

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I was getting
so pissed at him

231
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for not picking up
Kaitlin twice in a row,

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but then he sends me this email
just a couple of days ago

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saying how much he loved us.

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It's like he knew it was
gonna be the last email

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he was ever gonna send to me.

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Life is crazy, right?

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00:11:18,823 --> 00:11:21,154
I'm sorry, when did
he send this email?

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Guess it was Monday.
Why?

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Why are you acting like that?
Could you do me a favor?

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Could you forward me
that email?

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All right.
Thank you.

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Sure.

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<i>Hello?</i>
Hi. Is this Randy?

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<i>Yeah. Who's this?</i>

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Hi, my name is Dory Seif.

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I'm calling from
Mary Ferguson's office.

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Are you aware that there's
an upcoming election?

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<i>Hey, Dory.
No, I wasn't aware.</i>

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<i>Hey, I'm sorry to pry,
but you sound a little... blue.</i>

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<i>Is everything okay?</i>

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Oh, um, I'm fine.
Yeah. Thank you, um...

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I just want you to know
how excited I am

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to be representing
this candidate for Senate.

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<i>Yeah, I'm sorry, I know
it's none of my business,</i>

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<i>but I can't help
but feel like</i>

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<i>your sadness is,
like, palpable.</i>

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<i>Could you tell me
more about that?</i>

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Well, um...

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Everyone hates me.

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And they should.

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I just don't have
anyone to talk to.

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<i>I'm sorry to hear that.
You can talk to me, though.</i>

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<i>What are they upset about?</i>
I keep messing things up.

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And I don't know
how to fix it.

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<i>Yeah, well, what if I
let you suck my cock?</i>

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<i>It's really big and hard.</i>

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<i>Oh, I think
you'd like it, Dor--</i>

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Ah!
Dory.

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What's wrong?

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Nothing.

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Um, I-- I actually, uh,

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was able to convince
a voter to vote for Mary,

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so it's-- it's good.

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And then I thought,
if my book is about lies,

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the book itself
needs to be a lie!

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Right?
Absolutely.

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Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

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The bar cart is
heavier than the dog.

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That's insane, right?
I've thought the same thing.

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I should really let guests
know when they come over.

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Anyway, then I
started thinking--

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what is our society's
biggest lie?

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Christ narrative.
Propaganda!
Propaganda.

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So then I thought, what if my
book embodies propaganda, okay?

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Making the reader complicit,
making them paralyzed, you know?

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So, it goes bar cart, dog,
lamp, coffee table?

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Can I?

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Oh... Um...
I'm sorry, no.

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Elliot, I think that
we should just stick

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to weighing furniture today.

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Hi. Come here.

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But we have to know.

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I mean, we never
expected that order.

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I mean, wouldn't it
be so surprising

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if the baby weighed more
than the coffee table?

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I think that we can safely
assume that she's lightest?

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Nia, please.
Give me the baby.

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I just need to go
to the bathroom,

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so, just, um,
just wait here.

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Okay.

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<i>Automated voice:
Bathroom. Yushi, bathroom.</i>

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Bathroom. Yushi.

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Yu-shi.

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<i>Toilet. Cesu.</i>

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Hey, man. What's up?

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<i>
You were right.</i>

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What?
You were right.

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I went through her
things. She's cheating on me.

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<i>I found condoms.</i>

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Magnums.

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<i>Oh, magnums, huh?</i>

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It's bad enough that, you know,
she's cheating on you, but...

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Oh, why does it have
to be magnums, you know?

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<i>This sucks.
I got to go.</i>

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Yeah, okay.

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Feel better, all right? Let
me know if you need anything.

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What do you taste?

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That's amazing.
You're such a good cook!

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Only two people in the world

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know this story
I'm about to tell you.

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My mother and my priest.

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What is it?

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When I was in Peru,
I wanted to go swimming.

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Everyone said the surf
was too strong.

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Mm-hmm.
But I was stubborn.

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And I'm so glad I went
in the water that day

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because I was pulled under
for nearly 3 minutes.

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I almost died
and I experienced

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what the modern world
calls God.

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What was it like?

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Nothing that you've ever
cared about matters.

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Nothing that you know
is real.

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This is all an illusion.

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Wow. That's so cool.

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North Star.
Yeah?

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Do you know why we're going
to be best friends forever?

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Tell me.

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Because you're
dangerously beautiful.

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I love beautiful women,
I can't help myself.

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You're also the smartest person
I've ever met in my life.

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You don't know me that well.

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Is it hard for you
to accept that?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Am I right to assume
that you let other people

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take advantage
of you in the past?

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Yeah.

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I'm not gonna let that
happen anymore, okay?

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Okay.

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Mary is phenomenal,
you're gonna love her.

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Thank you, thank you.

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Okay. All right,
talk to you soon. Bye.

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Dory! Dory!

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Do you plan on making
<i>any</i> calls today?

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Yeah, I just did like
three in a row, so...

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Wow. Yeah, that's
not that many.

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Is everything okay?
Yeah. It's great.

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Okay, guys,

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this is me asking you nicely

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to please keep it down.

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Okay, do you expect us
to be completely silent?

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We're all literally
talking on the phone.

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Aren't you a writer
for New York Mag?

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What was wrong
with <i>that</i> job?

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I freelance, it doesn't
take up all my time.

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That must be code
for they fired you.

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I actually have an article
coming out tomorrow.

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Hmm.

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Oh. Uh, is that
the Chantal one?

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Yeah.
How'd that turn out?

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I don't think you're
going to like it.

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Well, can I read it?
That's not how it works.

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Seriously, Julian?
You don't trust me to read it?

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I mean, you're not
in the fucking CIA.

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Yo, chill.
Why don't you
think I'm gonna like it?

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Is it gonna, like,
ruin my life or something?

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You need to take a breather.

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Yeah. Maybe I do.

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Hello?
Hi, Dory.

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This is Nia Carpourtalas.

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I work with your
friend Elliot Goss.

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Oh. Hi.

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Hi. Um, Elliott's fine,
everything's fine,

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but he is headed to a treatment
center called Hallways

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that we've provided
at our expense,

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and we just thought
we should let you know

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that we're making sure
he gets the help he needs.

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Okay.

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00:20:09,979 --> 00:20:14,416
And he does have a message
that I am reluctant to relay.

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But he wanted me to let you now
that it's all your fault.

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Hello?

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00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:56,739
Hello?!

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Who's there?!

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Oh, God.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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Okay. Okay.

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Okay. Okay.

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Come on, come on, come on.

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♪ All by myself
to clean up your furries ♪

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♪ All by myself,
all by myself ♪

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00:22:43,624 --> 00:22:50,331
♪ All by myself
to clean up your worries ♪

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♪ All by myself ♪